madwhovianwithabox:

twisteddoggeh:

sometimes-reality-sucks-ass:

christmas-with-clara:

onlypaintonthewall:

WHY IS OBAMA SUCH A CHILL PRESIDENT?

i just want to be friends with obama

best friends with obama. 

Brobamas

BROBAMAS FOR THE WIN.

heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:

I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

akatriel-rowanborn:

normanbecile:

bbcsherlockian:

superwholockfangirl:

bbcsherlockian:

it will forever annoy me that the dash is slightly off centre

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT NOW I’M EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE

GODDAMNIT

somepretty-things:

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

plus vagina’s spew blood once a month and still are fine. and they push humans out of them so yeah, vagina’s are hardcore.

morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

classyskuntank:

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

what does this even mean

colours are fucking confusing

whispers-of-happiness:

fanocase:

This is the most accurate depiction of my life I have ever seen

this.

whispers-of-happiness:

fanocase:

This is the most accurate depiction of my life I have ever seen

this.

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!